Class is in session! Between songs at London's O2 Arena last night (May 6), Miley Cyrus schooled her audience on tobacco vs. marijuana — and thanks to TMZ, we have the footage of the long-winded rant.
"Oh, there's somebody smoking in here [and] not smoking the good stuff," Mily observes. "Oh, I bet your breath right now stinks. You know what, weed has never killed anybody. You guys know that, right? So instead of smoking a cigarette, why don't you guys just roll a fat joint?"
Hey, that's advice that all parents could get behind! As it turns out, Miley has the experience to back up her (questionable) claims.
"Listen, I used to smoke. I smoked for three years, and they were the best three years of my life. I love a good cigarette. But they slowly started to kill me, and I started looking old. And I'm only 21, and I shouldn't have those f—king lines right there, and I was starting to. And no one wanted to make out with me."
Quel dommage! But Miley's luck improved when she changed her drug of choice.
"And then the minute that I started rolling all these joints and I didn't smoke cigarettes anymore, I could get any guy — and girl — to f—king make out with me because my breath smelled so nice."
Gotta love a story with a happy ending!