This girl won’t stop and she has the bruises to prove it! Just earlier this week, Miley Cyrus — who is currently touring the United States for her Bangerz tour — stopped in Tampa, Florida, for her show and the “We Can’t Stop” star found some time not only to lounge on the beach in a bikini, but to show off her bruised butt on Instagram. Because, why not?
“#f—kyeahtampa,” the 21-year-old captioned the photo. “Yasss that's a bruise on my arssss.”
So how exactly did Miley bruise her butt? We wouldn’t be surprised if Miley’s Bangerz tour was to blame, especially given her recent theatrics on-stage — including riding on a car while wearing a marijuana-decorated thong onesie, rolling around in cash, and even simulating oral sex on a guy dressed up as Bill Clinton. But seriously, are you surprised?
Let’s not forget that Miley’s tour is purely “educational for kids,” as she previously explained to her sister, Brandi, who’s a correspondent for Fuse. “They’re going to be exposed to art most people don’t know about. People are taught to look at things so black and white, especially in small towns. I’m excited to take this tour to places where [art] like this wouldn’t be accepted, where kids wouldn’t learn about this different kind of art.” Oh, the price Miley pays for art!
“I want to make things look high end,” Miley added. “Like something you would see on Madonna’s tour, but make it feel a lot more young.” And nothing says high end like a bruise on the butt!
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