This week, the Dunphys and Pritchetts revealed their deep, dark secrets — and they were as completely hilarious as you'd expect. Check out the top 10 quotes from Modern Family Season 3, Episode 16: “Virgin Territory.”
We can't unlearn how to love Manny.
That doll is so lucky to have someone like Phil on her team.
We hope Alex is referring to Haley's professional tetherball aspirations.
Clearly, this is a rhetorical question.
As you might expect, doll cannibalism is rampant there.
5. Jay (Ed O'Neill) reveals the truth: "Remember when l told you I couldn't get to your figure skating semi-final because I was stuck at work? Well, by stuck I meant drunk, and by work I meant at the golf course."
Daddy of the year!
The old Lily is probably more than willing to help with this plan.
3. Phil arranges a peace-talk: "We're going to have to settle this in court. The food court."
The only place better than Night Court.
2. Manny chats about his crush: "She’s like a dream, wrapped in a wish, poured into jeggings."
All she's missing are some Uggs!
Sounds like someone could use a warming Swedish shoulder-rub.