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It’s great to come from a loving family, but inbreeding is where we draw the line. Check out the top 10 quotes from Modern Family Season 3, Episode 15: “Aunt Mommy,” and try to keep your hands off your brother while reading this.

10. Luke (Nolan Gould) chats with his friend: “It’s not rocket science. We’re only re-animating a squirrel.”

We’re worried about Luke’s hobbies...

9. Haley (Sarah Hyland) mixes up her senses: “She has super good hearing. Like a seeing eye dog.”

Let’s try that one again.

8. Manny (Rico Rodriguez) calls out to his pops: “Jay, can you steep my tea?”

Doesn’t Manny drink espresso in the mornings?

7. Phil (Ty Burrell) says bye to his kiddos: “I have to go show a house, but first –– what was Elton John’s sexuality in the ‘70s?”

Haley: “Bye.”

We’ll file this one under “hilarious.”

6. Claire (Julie Bowen) walks into the kitchen: “Oh, thank God. Nobody’s dead.”

Luke: “Or.... we’re all dead.”

Love it when Luke gets philosophical.

5. Cam (Eric Stonestreet) chugs some wine: “What? I’m playing a new drinking game.  It’s called ‘Everytime I get depressed, I take a drink.’”

Mitch (Jesse Tyler Ferguson): “That game exists, it’s called alcoholism.”

Fizbo does not approve.

4. Claire drunk-brags: “Guys, I make really good babies. I have, like, magic eggs or something. They’re golden.”

Luke truly is the golden boy.

3. Mitch doubts himself: “What are we supposed to tell the baby? ‘Say hi to your Aunt Mommy.’”

Cam: “Adorable."

Mitch: “No, not adorable. Appalachian.”

We’re siding with Cam on this one.

2. Jay (Ed O'Neill) worries about the future of the Pritchett clan: “Isn’t it enough this family spends a lot of time together, now we have to inbreed?”

They’re American royalty. Kinda goes with the territory.

1. Claire sobers up: “What was I thinking? I just get drunk and I bring a baby into the world?”

Phil: “That would be four for four."

This explains so much.

Catch the next new episode of Modern Family on Wednesday, February 22 at 9 pm ET/PT on ABC.

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