Gloria Delgado-Pritchett

This week, the Dunphys and Pritchetts revealed their deep, dark secrets — and they were as completely hilarious as you'd expect. Check out the top 10 quotes from Modern Family Season 3, Episode 16: “Virgin Territory.”

10. Manny (Rico Rodriguez) is a true ladies man: "I can't unlearn how to treat a lady."

 We can't unlearn how to love Manny.

9. Phil (Ty Burrell)...

Another night, another round of stomach cramps caused by LOLing too hard at Modern Family! This week in Season 3, Episode 16: “Virgin Territory,” things get slightly awkward at the Dunphy House of Madness when Phil (Ty Burrell) realizes that Haley (Sarah Hyland) isn't a virgin (wow, can you say denial?) and that's just the tip of the secretive iceberg!

Gloria (Sofia Vergara)...

We envisioned the sexy Sofia Vergara (Gloria) of Modern Family spending Valentine's Day feeding chocolate covered strawberries to her boyfriend Nick Loeb, but it looks like we were sadly mistaken.

The funny TV star was spotted out and about with a mystery man, who was wearing a black leather jacket and smoking a cigarette (badass much?).

Though the two grabbed dinner together at Nobu in West...