Quotes

This week, the Dunphys and Pritchetts revealed their deep, dark secrets — and they were as completely hilarious as you'd expect. Check out the top 10 quotes from Modern Family Season 3, Episode 16: “Virgin Territory.”

10. Manny (Rico Rodriguez) is a true ladies man: "I can't unlearn how to treat a lady."

 We can't unlearn how to love Manny.

9. Phil (Ty Burrell)...

It’s great to come from a loving family, but inbreeding is where we draw the line. Check out the top 10 quotes from Modern Family Season 3, Episode 15: “Aunt Mommy,” and try to keep your hands off your brother while reading this.

10. Luke (Nolan Gould) chats with his friend: “It’s not rocket science. We’re only re-animating a squirrel.”

We’re...

Jealousy was in the air this week on Modern Family, and you know what that means...even more laughs than usual! Check out the best quotes from Season 3, Episode 14 “Me? Jealous?” And watch out, Jonas Brothers stans — all three of your men are taken by Haley Dunphy (Sarah Hyland)!

10. Phil (Ty Burrell) gushes about Tad: “He got divorced and his whole life opened up....

Jesse Tyler Ferguson may play the buttoned-up, somewhat formal-in-public Mitchell Pritchett on Modern Family, but he’s anything but shy or conservative in real life.

Jesse spoke at the University of Pennsylvania this week, and opened up about why this role means so much to him: “It’s because we’re representing [the gay community] and there is such a spotlight on...

We always think of the Modern Family kids as being far older than they look — both in actual age and in maturity. But, as this new interview with Nolan Gould (Luke Dunphy) proves, if you look like a kid, you’ll probably be treated like one on-set, no matter how high your IQ is.

A native of Alabama, Nolan spoke to Alabama Local about how the on-screen Dunphys are more like a family...