Quotes

The combination of word-vomit, swearing toddlers, and use of the word “pervert” is the perfect recipe for a LOLercoaster ride of hilarity on Modern Family Season 3, Episode 13: “Little Bo Bleep.” Let’s all take a look at the top ten quotes from Wednesday night’s episode. Oh, and before we begin, please join us in a prayer for Jay’s (Ed O'Neill) puppy,...

This week, the wacky crew commonly known as our favorite Modern Family was even more hilarious than usual. Don’t believe us? Check out the top ten quotes from Season 3, Episode 12: “Egg Drop.” How can you go wrong with people slipping on broken egg yolk? It’s Humor 101!

10. Phil (Ty Burrell) explains the details of his presentation: “It’s the most...

2012 is upon us, which means it’s time to sit back, relax, and gear up for an entire year of Modern Family laughs. Get started with the top 10 doozies from Season 3, Episode 11: "Lifetime Supply." Sigh, even if the end of the world is upon us, at least we’ll go down LOLing.

10. Phil (Ty Burrell) drops his pants for the doc: “Let’s dim the lights, crank up the Norah...

All teenage siblings have their fair share of rivalry, but we’ve yet to see a sister-sister duo as snarktastic as Alex and Haley Dunphy. Check out the 10 best quips of all time in this battle of beauty vs. brains.

10. Haley tries to mock Alex’s smarts: “You're a freshman, what are you doing in second year math?”
Alex: “You're a senior, what are you still doing...

It’s all kinds of creepy to follow beautiful women around in person, but when it comes to cyber-stalking, it’s a free-for-all!

Thanks to a little thing called Twitter, we know what Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara is up to at every moment of the day, and we’ve rounded up her 10 spiciest tweets of the year for your enjoyment!

10. Sophia wishes her fans happy holidays:...