Jay can't believe she's ditching him, and protests he does know how to have fun: "Last week we got dinner, went to the boat show, got some sherbert."
"And we're home by 8:30 with no boat," Gloria replies. Jay, Jay, Jay ... don't you know a seaworthy vessel is the key to a woman's heart?
Modern Family Season 3, Episode 7: "Treehouse" airs Wednesday, Nov. 2 at 9 p.m. ET on ABC.
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