Having sex with inanimate objects is becoming more and more common in the news. Remember that guy who was arrested for having sex with a bicycle in Sweden? Now we have a guy arrested for having “sexual relations with a pool float,” according to the Norwalk Reflector. And this wasn’t even his first offense!

It also gets worse: Police in Ohio responded to a complaint made by a child who saw Edwin Charles Tobergta going to town on his floating raft, in a manner of speaking. This turned out to be the fifth time Edwin has been arrested for this kind of public indecency.

Edwin had been arrested previously in 2011 after being spotted in an alley with another man’s pink pool raft. According to Deadspin, Edwin’s grandmother Linda said, “[Edwin] has a lot of mental problems and he's always had a fascination for plastic.”

That totally creeps us out! What creeps us out more is that this time he was busted by a child. We don’t remember much from our early childhood and we can only hope that this moment will soon be forgotten.

Edwin will be on trial soon and faces a year in jail if convicted.

Sources: Norwalk Reflector, Deadspin


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