Poor Duchess of Cambridge, all anyone wants to talk about is her womb. She drinks water instead of wine, she must be pregnant. She passes on peanuts, she must be pregnant. She leaves her coat on inside, she’s pregnant! If every baby bump rumor were true, Will and Kate would have a whole slew of royal tots by now!

E! Online recently broke down the signs an heir is on the way going so far as to analyze Kate’s face shape and citing the “where there’s smoke, there’s fire” defense.

The truth is, the royal couple has made no announcement regarding a baby, and Kate stepped out solo in London today rocking her usual itty-bitty frame. Of course we’d all love a little royal to obsess about, but it’s looking like we’ll just have to wait.  

Hey Kate! Wanna put these rumors to rest? It’s as simple as strutting your stuff in a bikini while sipping some vino and eating a PB&J. Good idea? No, great idea!

Source: E! Online

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