Okay, we’ll admit our hearts skip a beat every year when we have our first pumpkin latte of the season. And who doesn’t love pumpkin pie? And muffins. And scones. And cookies. Okay, we’ll stop now. But are we in danger of overexposure of this amazing autumn fruit? (Yep, it’s technically a fruit.) Dozens of edible and non-edible products are joining the parade of pumpkin spice — and while some of these fall-flavored concoctions actually sound pretty great, others have us a little afraid. Inspired by Flavorwire’s list, here are some of the best sounding pumpkin products out there — and some of the weirdest!
This one’s a no-brainer. We love the idea of these pumpkin-y spiced nuts!
Pumpkin Spice Deodorant
Yes, it’s a thing. One search on Etsy and you’ll find that there are indeed quite a few sellers making pumpkin-scented deodorant.
Betty Crocker Pumpkin Spice Cookie Mix
Pumpkins? Cookies? Um, okay! Betty Crocker’s Pumpkin Spice Cookie Mix fits the bill. Want to make them even more yummy? Add chocolate chips!
Coffee-Mate Pumpkin Spice Creamer
If you can’t have your pumpkin latte, try spicing up your morning brew with Coffee-Mate’s Pumpkin Spice Creamer. As Martha would say, it’s a good thing.
“Turkey Farts” Lip Balm
Etsy user StephanieEpihanies makes lip balm that smells like turkey farts. So... what do turkey farts smell like? The seller claims they smell like pumpkin buttercream cupcakes. Um, okay!
Thomas’ Pumpkin Spice Bagels
Pumpkin bagels to go with our cream cheese? Yes, this we can get behind.
Pringles Pumpkin Pie Spice
Okay, we’re all for the sweet and savory, but some things just don’t need to go together.
Sorry, Pringles. Try again?
Hershey’s Kisses Pumpkin Spice Flavored Candies
While it may not rival the gloriousness of the peanut butter and chocolate combo, pumpkin and chocolate is a tasty match.
Pumpkin Pie Pinnacle Vodka
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right? With the recent explosion of vodkas infused with the flavors of sweet treats (whipped cream, cupcake, and sugar cookie, to name a few), it was only a matter of time before they did it with pumpkin pie.
Pumpkin Spice Lasagna Noodles
It may not be your typical red-sauced lasagna, but we think these noodles would be perfect in a pumpkin lasagna spiced with sage.
Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows
Nothing’s better than hot chocolate with ooey gooey melted marshmallows, right? While we’re purists when it comes to our hot cocoa, we may give these pumpkin spice marshmallows a try. Pumpkin s’mores, anyone?
Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts
Prepare for the inevitable sugar crash that comes with toasting up some Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts. Irresistable or a bit too much? We can’t decide!