It may have only been a short time since Snooki jumped aboard the mommy train, but as far as we’re concerned, she’s nailing it! MTV must agree — the network that turned Snooki into a household name has made the little mama a celebrity baby correspondent on MTV.com.
Snooki took to the Internet to share her best advice for new parents Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa, who welcomed son Sebastian “The Bash” Taylor Thomaz on Thursday.
Whether or not the video was intended to be merely entertaining, her tips actually make a whole lot of sense. Here are some of our favorite Snookgestions (yes, that one’s ours!):
No Taste Tests
Snooki tells Amber to just say no when it comes to tasting her own breast milk because “it smells like cheese,” but tells Wiz to try it because it makes him sexier. Not sure how that happens, but we definitely agree with the stinky breast milk evaluation.
Make Love Not War
Never one to shy away from sharing her sex life with the world, Snooki admits that after having a baby, it’s important to have sex, but it will feel different — for Amber.
Back in the day, Snooki would have laughed at anyone who told her to slow down on the drinks, but the new mom knows that drinking too much on your first night out is bad news. She suggests that Amber takes it easy on the vodka when she returns to her cocktail ways. Little does she know that according to Wiz’s tweet, Amber requested a cocktail and cigarette after giving birth. We just wanted a glass of water, but everyone’s different!