Taylor Swift has been having such a hard couple of weeks. It's like, first Tina Fey and Amy Poehler took her down to Chinatown after she dared to insult them, then her magazine covers were deemed "unsellable," and now she's being labeled as "boring" by her ex-boyfriend, Harry Styles.

That's right, Harry thinks that Taylor is just this tiny, blonde, boring person who sits on boats all day, which he had no problem telling her during their epic blowout in the Caribbean back in the day. Harry and Taylor reportedly got into a huge fight while on this beachy vacation, which prompted Harry to storm off, leaving Taylor alone on a yacht. When Harry finally returned, he allegedly hissed, “I went to get drinks without you because you’re so f**king boring.”

Them's major fighting words, Harry! Then again, everything sounds way better in this bloke's adorable English accent, so maybe it's not as bad as it seems. Either way, we finally understand why Taylor's spent the past several weeks mocking Harry during live performances. Sob, they are never, ever getting back together!

Also, this One Direction frontman should consider himself lucky that Tay-Tay hasn't recorded a new song titled "Your Giant Butterfly Tattoo Is Stupid."

Source: Hollywood Life