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When it came to funny lines and witty quips, this week’s Nashville did not disappoint, especially with Deacon (Charles Esten) explaining his unique method for tuning guitars. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 1, Episode 11: “You Win Again.”

10. Not everyone is a morning person.
Juliette (Hayden Panettiere): Why do we have to do everything at the crack of butt?

9. You might want to try let some things slide, Rayna.
Rayna (Connie Britton) [correcting Juliette]: “Co-” actually means “with.”

8. We’re not sure if that’s quite “what people say,” but close enough.
Gunnar (Sam Palladio): You know what they say about the nice guys - they finish last and down a Gibson.

7. There are no such things as stupid questions except this one.
Juliette [about what her bean dip can looks like]: Like a can that has “Bean Dip” on the side.

6. Keep Scarlett far away from all tarps.
Scarlett (Clare Bowen) [about what to do with Avery (Jonathan Jackson)]: Wrap him in a tarp, drop him in a river?

5. Liam is not on #TeamJuliette.
Liam [to Juliette]: Believe me we’re both painfully aware of your existence

4. Every Batman needs a Robin.
Juliette [about Rayna]: She’s the superhero, and I’m the person who just came in and held her cape.

3. Well, it’s certainly won’t sound great now.
Deacon [about his smashed guitar]: It was out of tune.

2. Don’t listen to her, Deacon! Your facial hair is perfect.
Juliette [to Deacon]: You are way too good of a musician to hole up and hide behind patchy facial hair.

1. When in doubt, blame the ass.
Rayna [to Liam, about Marshall]: But who lied you or the ass?

Bonus Burn:
Liam [to Rayna]: Think of Edgehill like your marriage - the only way to get through it is by fantasizing about someone else.

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