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Life is so complicated when you're a country music star. It's like, in between the bean dip, the hair extensions, and the questionable bloomers that you pretend are shorts, there's hardly any time for important things like shaping your soul patch. Not to mention making sure your ex-boyfriend isn't high on his own tears / drunk on seltzer water.

Basically, everyone on Nashville is a hot mess...

Please join us as we take a trip to Music City, a magical land full of nomadic minstrels who vomit up poems and wear bloomers. And FYI, Music City is code for Nashville, which is code for the best show on television. This week's episode is more dramatic than ever, and can pretty much be summarized in those three magic words: drunken toilet flirting.

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

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Shhhhhh, we're currently strumming on an acoustic guitar while wearing a whimsical white pinafore, and it's extremely important because Nashville. Our favorite show is back from hiatus with Season 1, Episode 12 "I've Been Down That Road Before," and thank god. We've spent the last week singing at unsuspecting randoms, binging on bean dip, and trying to communicate with the Ghost of Johnny...

Talk about big drama and even bigger hair! Nashville has finally arrived — and it is seriously better (and hotter!) than we could have possibly imagined. There were shocking hookups, plenty of dreamy bad boys, and, of course, some amazing country songs. And all we want to know is, when do we get to have our city’s mayor name a day after us?

The episode begins with  Rayna Jaymes...

Do you ever drape yourself in a peasant blouse, sit next to an acoustic guitar and feel the sudden urge to break into song? Because everyone in Nashville is right there with you. They sing in alligator-infested lagoons, they sing on road-trips, they sing in creepy motel rooms next to their brothers — basically the hills are ALIVEEEEEE with the sound of music.

Um, also Juliette Barnes (...