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As hard as it is, we're going to hold ourselves back this one time so that you can exercise your acerbic wit. We’re calling all TV fans to caption this photo from New Girl’s March 6 episode, “Injured”:

full size Nick and Jess Hit the Ground in New Girl Season 1, Episode 15: "Injury"
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Nick and Jess Hit the Ground in New Girl Season 1, Episode 15: "Injury"

Nick (Jake Johnson) and Jess (Zooey Deschanel) are on the ground in a field — but why? You tell us! Submit your best caption in the comments below. Be snarky, be creative, and — most of all — make us laugh.

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