Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Defend Their Pumpkin Patch Antics

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Courtney Stodden Lets It All Hang Out

This just in: “Hot mess” is now spelled C-o-u-r-t-n-e-y S-t-o-d-d-e-n.

The ridiculous teen bride — who apparently smuggled two pumpkins out of the Santa Clarita patch in her shirt after “being asked to leave” — sat down with her much-older hubby, Doug Hutchison (age 51!), on Dr. Drew’s Life Changers to ~~laugh away~~ explain the incident.

Here’s the deal: Courtney believes she was totally justified in letting her ta-tas and booty hang out because A) the dads loved it; B) the kids thought she was some sort of “pumpkin patch princess” (what Disney movies have they been watching?); and C) the mothers who complained where showing a lotta boob too. (We seriously doubt that last point. How in the world could anyone have shown more skin than Courtney?)

While Doug maintains an even tone throughout the interview — one that completely fails to jibe with the ludicrousness of Courtney’s “Daisy Duke-inspired outfit” and their vom-worthy PDA pics — Courtney finds the entire thing hilarious.

Cringe away...