It's a question as old as time itself: Is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo new tonight?
In a word: yes. Your favorite pint-size pageant contestant and her endlessly entertaining family will be gracing our screens with an all-new episode called "What Is a Door Nut?" tonight August 22, 2012 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on TLC.
Now that you have the knowledge, go forth and set your DVR. Or, if you're bold, watch it live. We don't care either way.
Just watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo so we'll be blessed with countless seasons of Glitzy Pig and the gang.