Katy gives the audience an eyeful while onstage at the 2009 Grammys. How does she not suffer from more wardrobe malfunctions? Double-stick tape must be her best friend.
Now that the ink has dried on those divorce papers, Katy Perry is ready for her next “Teenage Dream.” So who should the beautiful pop starlet date next? Here are our top 5 picks:
Jason Segel
In Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Jason Segel’s character Peter Bretter emerges from the shower, ready to greet his girlfriend, Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell). But instead of some lovin’, he gets his heart broken... while standing stark naked in the middle of their living room. Jason’s always ready and willing to get raunchy, but we got a lot more than we bargained for in this hilariously awkward scene.
Funny? Yes. Adorable? Absolutely. Jason Segel is that rare Hollywood gem who is at once a nerd and a ladies’ man. Katy isn’t afraid to let her freak flag fly (Hello, “Last Friday Night!”), so we can imagine these two would have a wonderfully goofy time together.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Joseph Gordon-Levitt flashes a grin while attending a screening o When You Find Me on Nevember 15, 2011.
First off: Who doesn’t want to date 50/50 star Joseph Gordon-Levitt? After having been married to the acerbic showboat that is Russell Brand, Katy needs someone kinder and a bit more soft-spoken. The man can definitely sing, so how great would a duet between these two cuties be? Possibly even cuter than his duet with Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Zooey Deschanel.
John Francis Daley
With Brennan’s pregnancy sidelining her a bit from fieldwork, Sweets is stepping up to be Booth’s right-hand man!
Again, we must reference the nerd factor. Katy is so sweet, fun, and quirky — and so is Bones star John Francis Daley (Sweets). (Have you seen Horrible Bosses?) We can only imagine the wacky projects these two might (romantically) collaborate on.
Matthew Morrison
Matthew Morrison at the Golden Globes on January 15, 2012.
Glee star Matthew Morrison (Mr. Schue) is a delightful tonic to cure the bitterness that was Russell Brand. He’s a genuine nice guy and kinda silly — but he’s also got “Moves Like Jagger” and looks REALLY good without his shirt off!
Tim Tebow
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow.
Katy flirted with Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow over Super Bowl weekend, and even dedicated her performance of “Peacock” to Tim. Katy’s parents are proponents of this relationship, and don’t they always say “father knows best”?
So what do you think? Who is Katy’s Purr-fect match?
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