Dance Moms

This week on the penultimate episode of Dance Moms Season 2 (It’s true! This season will end!), the tiny dancers are on their way to Nationals (just like Glee). Prepare for tears, a homemade music video, dance moms-turned-stage moms, and Hollywood! In other words, doors slammed in crying faces.

Abby gives a brief speech about Nakaya, and why she’s no longer on the team. The...

Welcome back to Dance Moms! We have a lot to discuss about this episode, so let’s go straight to the Pyramid of Doom.

Paige is, predictably, on the bottom thanks to her boot. Poor kid. She tried so hard to dance and all she got was that shameful speech from a sad lady with anger issues at last week’s Abby Lee Miller Dance Concert. Paige, we adore you! And so does, we suspect,...

What is the Dance Moms 2012 Abby Lee Dance Concert? Well, Abby Lee Miller fully admits that it’s a marketing scheme to get more students. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s dive right in to rehearsals for the grandest of all dance recitals in the land.

The group dance is a hip hop number, which is hilarious, especially when Maddie says, “We don’t hip, or...

Welcome to Dance Moms! Last week, Kendall and Jill were unofficially welcomed back into the unloving arms of Abby Lee Miller Dance Studio. Which meant the inevitable return of the Candy Apples and their revenge dance. Let the hunger games begin.
 
Not on the Pyramid of Doom at all this week is Kendall, who is “still a guest” in Abby’s eyes. On the bottom are Brooke, who...

Hi, Dance Moms! The neverending Season 2 continues, as more friendly (Kendall) and not-so-friendly (her mom, Jill) faces keep making their way through the Abby Lee Miller revolving door of shame. Let’s get started.

Before the Pyramid of Doom, a woman with a spunky Kate Gosselin bob walks into Abby’s studio and our lives, and her name is Jill. Oh, Jill. She of the Screams and the...