12 Celebrity Animal Attacks: Release the Beast! (PHOTOS)

While hunting puffins in Iceland for his show The F Word, super chef Gordon Ramsay earned the wrath of his feathery quarry. Apparently it's tradition to release the first puffin you catch, so Gordon's guide let Gordon do the honors. But when Gordon tried to kiss the bird before letting it go, he got a literal peck — and a cut — on his nose.

The famously hot-headed restaurateur emitted a few expletives: "F---er sliced my nose. You little bastard. That's the last time I'm kissing a f---ing puffin."

He probably wished he could have cooked the bird.