$#*! Charlize Theron Says: The Birthday Girl's 10 Best Quotes (PHOTOS)

Charlize Theron is delightfully unpredictable and wickedly witty, so when she opens her mouth you literally never know what’s going to come out of it.

"You certainly have to bring your A-game when you go for a drink with her," writer-director Paul Haggis tells British GQ. "She's got an incredibly quick wit. If you're not careful, she'll twist you around in a knot."

In honor of the A-list actress's 37th birthday today, let’s take a look at 10 of her most outrageous quips, reveals, and asides.

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