Desperate Housewives: From the Premiere to the Series Finale — Then and Now (PHOTOS)

Maria Cross, 50, is moving on with two SAG Awards, both for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series, and three Golden Globe nominations for Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy.

Thankfully, her life off the show is a little — OK, way — less cray-cray than her obsessive compulsive character’s. In the first few seasons of Desperate Housewives, Bree gets engaged to the guy who killed her husband and hides her daughter’s teen pregnancy by pretending the baby is her own... and that’s just for starters. In a delightfully normal twist, Marcia married stockbroker Tom Mahoney in June 2006, and the couple welcomed twin girls Eden and Savannah in February 2007. Yep, that’s all. No crazy backstory or secret murders involved.