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No, Adam Levine, 33, is not — and never was — married to bratty pop star Avril Lavigne, 27. Their names may sound similar, but that doesn’t make them exes. (It’s all in the spelling, fools!)

Adam is currently hot-’n’-heavy with Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna, and Avril has been dating Brody “Prince of Malibu” Jenner on and off since her September 2009 split from her real ex-husband, Sum 41 lead singer/guitarist Deryck Whibley.