#12: Sage Moonblood Stallone
Parents: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
Son: Sage Moonblood Stallone
Born: May 1976
Considering that we’re talking about Sylvester Stallone, a name like Sage Moonblood shouldn’t come as a surprise. In fact, the kid’s chances of escaping without the word “blood” in his name were pretty slim to none. If you ask us, he’s just lucky he didn’t wind up with something more like Scream Stabblood Shoot-Em-Up Rambo V.