Top 17 Craziest Celebrity Baby Names: They Named Their Baby WHAT?!

Parents: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

Son: Sage Moonblood Stallone

Born: May 1976

Considering that we’re talking about Sylvester Stallone, a name like Sage Moonblood shouldn’t come as a surprise. In fact, the kid’s chances of escaping without the word “blood” in his name were pretty slim to none. If you ask us, he’s just lucky he didn’t wind up with something more like Scream Stabblood Shoot-Em-Up Rambo V.