Top 17 Craziest Celebrity Baby Names: They Named Their Baby WHAT?!

Parents: Antonio Sabato Jr. and Cheryl Moana Marie

Son: Antonio Kamakanaalohamaikalani Harvey Sabato III

Born: May 2011

Antonio Harvey Sabato III — if you ask us, that sounds like your typical wealthy child bound for Harvard and a job on Wall Street. That is, until you insert Kamakanaalohamaikalani,  the longest and most unpronounceable middle name that’s ever existed. We do admit to feeling a teensy bit bad about saying that, considering the phrase means “beloved gift from the heavens” in Hawaiian. But really... imagine the poor kid when he’s learning how to spell!