$#*! Kristen Stewart Says: The Twilight Star’s Best Quotes

Things Kristen Stewart is (in)famous for: the Twilight movies, her upside-down smile, her hot British beau, that cheating scandal, and awkward interviews.

The author of a May 2010 Elle profile article observes, “As [Kristen] talks, her words tumble out in knots; she edits herself, starts over, restates her (often wryly funny) point, so that many times it's made through the accumulation of half-uttered phrases. She fiddles with the multiple silver rings (including one made from a spoon handle) on her skinny fingers. Throughout the interview, she bounces one knee.”

In honor of the privacy-starved enigma that is KStew, let’s revisit the 23-year-old actress’s funniest, zaniest, and most inflammatory profanity-laden quotes.