Taylor Swift Is Never Ever Getting Back Together With These 5 Famous Exes (PHOTOS)

When Taylor was just 17, she and Joe Jonas were happy in love — until he broke up with her over the phone. On Ellen she talked about their split, but said of the guy out there who’s right for her, “When I look at that person, I'm not going to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18. [...] I looked at the call log — it was like 27 seconds. That's got to be a record." Ouch.