The Hills: Where Are They Now? (PHOTOS)

Then: When this mysterious, motorcycle-riding man burped his way into our lives, we weren’t sure what to make of him. Then Lo gave him the world’s most hilarious nickname (Justin Bobby), and we were in love! We watched for seasons as JB toyed with Audrina’s emotions and then later with Kristin. In the final season Justin decided to pronounce his love for Audrina once and for all at her birthday party on the yacht, but she turned him down after too many failed attempts at romance.

Now: Justin Bobby is just as mysterious as ever. We know little of his whereabouts, but we’re pretty sure he works at Preme Hair in Costa Mesa, California. It makes sense given that crazy mess he sported on top of his head for five seasons.