The Week of 2/7 in Weird News Stories — and How We’d Cast Them in Hollywood!

While you were busy hating on Amanda Bynes for (reportedly) calling Jay-Z “Ugly Face” or wondering if Beyoncé really did get a nose job or trying to look for sexual tension between rumored lovers Rihanna and Justin Bieber, an awful lot of bizarre news broke.

Thanks to our friends at the Weird News section of The Huffington Post, we’ve found some truly bizarro news to share with you.

As a bonus, we’ve imagined these stories as Hollywood productions and cast them with our picks for the perfect actors for each role — including Melissa McCarthy! Read on, if you dare!