15 TV Characters Who Can't Keep Their Pants On (PHOTOS)

He’s balding, lacks a sense of style, wheezes, and has a sizable gut. New Jersey mob boss Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini) isn’t your average ladies’ man. But when you exude power and a don’t-mess-with-me attitude (and have a lot of cash to burn), the women come running... or at least stick around to play for pay.

Exasperated with all the cheating, Tony’s wife Carmela (Edie Falco) leaves him — only to rekindle things after Tony almost dies. The problem? He still can’t keep it in his pants! A speeding bullet mends Tony’s marriage, not his cheating ways.

Bottom line: For Tony, it’s badda bing, badda bang, badda boom-boom.