15 TV Characters Who Can't Keep Their Pants On (PHOTOS)

Nancy Price Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) has been in an eight-season tailspin since her husband dropped dead of a heart attack. On top of selling pot, she’s slept with a weed grower, a DEA agent, a Mexican drug dealer, an unethical real estate developer, a corrupt Mexican politico, a ponzi scheme-running investment banker, and her cellmate in prison.

She lost her virginity to her high school math teacher, and it eventually comes out that her oldest son’s father wasn’t her dead hubby; it was a blond dude named Lars. Way to keep it classy, Nance.

Bottom line: Nancy loses it — over and over again.