The Real Housewives of New York Season 5 premiere was super-sized in both time and quotables. It was a difficult task, but we managed to whittle down this list to the very best quotes from the episode. Here are the best, funniest, silliest, and just plain weird bon mots from the Housewives.
LuAnn: "Aviva is poised and graceful and charming. You would never know that she has a handicap."
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