Recap

Did anyone else start watching this episode of Awkward (Season 2, Episode 9: “Homewrecker Hamilton”) secretly happy that Jenna and Matty had reunited? Don’t get us wrong. We absolutely adore Jake, and we could obviously tell how much he loves Jenna, and was completely devoted to her as a boyfriend. So we were feeling guilty until…

Matty’s face appeared on our...

Honey Boo Boo is the 8th Wonder of the World, and we're pretty sure an angel gets its wings every time she accidentally suffocates Glitzy Pig. Our Child of the Bogs is clearly the future savior of mankind, and, at this point we're convinced that she was born in a manger among a menagerie of terrified farm animals.

The time has come to serve up a platter of stale biscuits (not to be confused...

What is the Dance Moms 2012 Abby Lee Dance Concert? Well, Abby Lee Miller fully admits that it’s a marketing scheme to get more students. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s dive right in to rehearsals for the grandest of all dance recitals in the land.

The group dance is a hip hop number, which is hilarious, especially when Maddie says, “We don’t hip, or...

The most awkward dinner ever, Mike getting his BAMF on, Jesse finally taking a stand, and Walter reaching new heights of insane combine to make Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 6: "Buyout" one of the strongest episodes of an already insanely strong season. So let's talk about it.

A note: Breaking Bad is a story about moral decline and the reasons people commit crime; in that spirit, we'll...

As we saw on Awkward last week (Season 2, Episode 7: “Another One Bites the Dust”), Jake just found out (via the hilariously awful Sadie) that Jenna had been with Matty. Jenna’s clueless, but Jake?

“I’m not feeling it,” he tells Jenna, before breaking up with her, in the opening moments of Awkward Season 2, Episode 8: “Time After Time”.

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