Honey Boo Boo isn't the only member of her family with a nickname that defies logic convention.
In the extended promo for TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, we meet the former Toddlers & Tiaras star's sisters: Pumpkin, "the craziest"; Chickadee, "the pregnantest"; and — sigh — Chubbs, "the favoritest" or something — we couldn't really make it out.
Of course, no family is complete without a parent or two. We also get to meet Boo Boo's mom, June (aka "Mama"), who, according to the promo, loves to chase her children, cover them in batter, and spray them with a hose. And let's not forget "Sugar Bear," the family patriarch, whose objective is to sleep through the majority of whatever the hell is going on in the house.
Our money's on Sugar Bear making it out alive.
The mayhem begins August 8 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on TLC.
Tim Hayne is a Managing Editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow him on Twitter: @TimWetpaint.