New Girl's Schmidt (Max Greenfield) spews every spinning cliche in the book in this amazing video showcasing his obsession with hitting the gym and riding an exercise bike to nowhere. "I'm a cardio freak," he says. (In all seriousness.)
In real life, Max Greenfield is a bit of a workout freak. After making this hilarious, in-character clip, he admitted to Us Weekly, "I'm not one of these guys who was born with a six pack. I gotta work. So, yeah, I go nuts in the gym."