New Girl creator Liz Meriwether said it herself: Kazoo-carrying Paul is "the male version of Jess." So they're a match made in heaven, right?
Wrong. Whomp whomp.
Jess (Zooey Deschanel) and Paul (guest star Justin Long) are destined to break up, and — according to TVLine — Jess will find a new guy come Valentine's Day. The hitch? The new fella still lives with his ex and hails from Dullsville. What a catch!