Jessica Day

Jess (Zooey Deschanel) hits on an ill-advised dinner conversation topic for a first date: your date's prostate. | Original Air Date: March 27, 2012 at 9/8c

When Schmidt (Max Greenfield) goes on strike, s**t hits the fan... and the countertops... and the table... and every other surface in the apartment. | Original Air Date: March 13, 2012 at 9/8c

Jess (Zooey Deshanel), to Schmidt (Max Greenfield): "No, you're, like, aging ballerina, child chess prodigy, professional magician crazy." | Original Air Date: March 13, 2012 at 9/8c