Season 1: Episode 16

When Schmidt (Max Greenfield) goes on strike, s**t hits the fan... and the countertops... and the table... and every other surface in the apartment. | Original Air Date: March 13, 2012 at 9/8c

Like, now. (Or at least that's what his script implies.) | Original Air Date: March 13, 2012 at 9/8c

Jess (Zooey Deshanel), to Schmidt (Max Greenfield): "No, you're, like, aging ballerina, child chess prodigy, professional magician crazy." | Original Air Date: March 13, 2012 at 9/8c

And break a hutch. | Original Air Date: March 13, 2012 at 9/8c