It gets worse/better/crazier!
Right now, police are claiming Amanda Bynes threw a bong out the window of her 36th floor NYC apartment, leading to her charges of marijuana possession, tampering with evidence, and reckless endangerment.
"Don't believe the reports about me being arrested. It's all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn't let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That's why the judge let me go. Don't believe any reports."
So she just opened the window for fresh air? We're not going with the the vase anymore? And now she's using Twitter to accuse police officers of sexual harassment. Her lawyer must be loving this! She's due back in court in July, so maybe she'll share these theories with the judge. Drake may not be happy, though. Only he is allowed to murder her vagina.