If you've got a regular dad, asking for $20 to see a movie and get a slice of pizza is NBD. If your dad is 50 Cent, he might just call you a "f***ing a*****e" for even suggesting it.

According to Radar Online, Fiddy became enraged with his teenaged son, Marquise, sending him a series of expletive-filled text messages, telling the teen to never contact him again, among other things.

While it's uncertain what set the rapper off, Fiddy was reportedly angry about being unable to schedule a custodial visit with his son, and with Marquise's mother's decision to appear on TLC's reality show Starter Wives.

50 Cent alleged that Marquise's mom, Shaniqua Tompkins, had been unfaithful to him during their relationship, calling her a "d**k s**king b**tch," and demanding that Marquise take a paternity test to prove he was really the superstar's son. 

Fiddy went on to claim that he could "make another" son, telling Marquise, "I will have nothing to do with you. Don't text me ever again."

This isn't the first time Fiddy and Shaniqua's dirty laundry has been made public. In 2008, 50 Cent and Shaniqua were seen fighting on a New York City street, just days before her house mysteriously burned down. Shaniqua later claimed that someone had broken into her house before the fire, and alleged that the whole ordeal was part of an assassination attempt orchestrated by her ex.

Can somebody get this guy a "#1 Dad" mug already?

Source: Radar Online