There are plenty of things in this world Lindsay Lohan has been known to take lightly — call times, what it means to "borrow" an item of clothing, business contracts, and probation, to name a few — but when it comes to her money, LiLo doesn't mess around.
The Canyons star, hot off her latest strip to the detox den, has entered into a mighty expensive deal with Oprah's OWN network, which will air an 8-part documentary series about how Lindsay's putting her career back together after rehab.
TMZ reports that OWN will pay Lindsay a cool $2 million for her work on the project — if she shows up, and all.
Lindsay, who reportedly inked the contract while still at Betty Ford, will also get some bonuses for signing with Oprah.
Her perks include a stylist and two assistants — one to pretend they've been driving the most recently crashed car and one to explain to producers why Lindsay's late to set.