2013 is just not Black Keys frontman Dan Auerbach’s year.
First, his band spent the early part of the year dodging threats from Justin Bieber’s fans after bandmate Patrick Carney engaged in a feud with the pop prince, and now, Dan will have to say goodbye to an invaluable lock of Bob Dylan’s hair.
Don’t check your screen. You read that correctly.
Dan, who announced his intention to divorce wife Stephanie Gonis in February, has been involved in a nasty custody battle over the couple’s four-year-old daughter since divorce proceedings began.
The couple have accused each other of everything in the book, from Dan claiming that Stephanie tried to kill herself in front of their kid to Stephanie alleging that Dan was abusive during their marriage.
Luckily for everyone involved, a Tennessee judge has finally granted the pair a divorce, along with some wonderfully eclectic terms.
In addition to Stephanie’s sweet haul, including $5 million, one of the family’s houses, and a Toyota Highlander, she’ll also get to keep a piece of Bob Dylan’s hair that the couple acquired together, according to TMZ.
While there’s no word on why or how Dan and Stephanie ended up with the priceless piece of rock memorabilia, at least Stephanie will have something beautiful (and gray, and wiry) to decorate her new house with. After all, $5 million would look really weird on her mantle.