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We still aren’t quite sure if New Girls Nick (Jake Johnson) and Jess (Zooey Deschanel) are actually a couple, but regardless of semantics, we know we can expect some sex talk from the duo in Season 3.

Last week we told you that Jess will ask Schmidt for tips on how to please her fella in the bedroom, and now E! Online is reporting that Schmidt’s advice to his roomie will be “terrible.”

Say what?!

Sure, Schmidt isn’t some sex god (although CeCe seemed pretty satisfied back when they were an item), but the only reason we can imagine him giving Jess awful advice is if he actually wanted them to stop dating, or whatever it is they’re doing.

We wouldn’t put it past Schmidt to drive a wedge between the duo (maybe he hates feeling left out?), and show creator Liz Meriwether has hinted that Nick and Jess will likely screw up what they have going.

Perhaps unrelated to the sex talks, viewers will also see another flashback to college Nick this season, which is always something we look forward to.

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Source: E! Online