Tinseltown is a freakin' weird place, folks, and it's filled with all sorts of kooky people. (We love 'em all the more for it, though.) Check out this week's share of wackadoodle celebrity and entertainment news.

  • Feeling all Mileyed out? Care to see fewer tongues, foam fingers, and violated teddy bears? There's an app for that.

  • Ashley Tisdale was so eager to escape the paparazzi waiting for her at LAX that she got into a certain CSI star's car and had to retreat to her less-luxurious car in front of all the photographers.

  • Mumford & Sons' "Hopeless Wandering" led them into an Atlanta nudie joint — and then the folk-rock band was kicked out for breaking strip clubs' cardinal rule.

  • A deadly Austin Powers character was played by an actor who proved to be just as deadly — he's just been charged with murder.

  • Two officers at Buckingham Palace confronted an intruder at gunpoint… before realizing that, um, he's a royal.

  • A Middle Eastern fella ponied up $33,333.33 a minute just for a quarter-hour of Kristen Stewart's time.

  • And, finally, guests at a Detroit hotel had the unique pleasure of witnessing rapper DMX running buck-naked down the hall.

See you next Freaky Friday, folks!

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Dan Clarendon is an assistant editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow him on Twitter and Google+!