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So much happened on TV last night. "How much?" you ask. Like, at least these three things. Here's what you might have missed if you were reading alone in your bathroom:

On last night's episode of Famous Food, perfect human Heidi Montag (bless her heart) unwittingly revealed that she doesn't know how to tend bar or serve people food. Watch as she clumsily flips bottles of booze and gets wasted with customers while the other contestants — and her boss — observe in horror. [Watch at AolTV]

Super serious silver fox Anderson Cooper (sigh) was already adorable in every way possible. But now he's taken his charm up a notch by getting a serious case of the giggles during last night's "Ridiculist" on AC360. The topic? Gérard Depardieu's plane urination. Combine that with the coining of the term "Depar-two" and, lo and behold, you have Tickle-Me-Cooper. [Watch at Gawker]

Hardcore rapper Anne Hathaway continues to make the media rounds to promote her new movie, One Day, but all anyone wants to talk about is The Dark Knight Rises. Chelsea Handler is no different. On last night's Chelsea Lately, good ol' Chels wanted to know how teeny-tiny Anne fits into her teeny-tiny catsuit. Hint: It takes a lot of people — and booze! [Watch at Aol]