We're a little "confused" about recent events involving actor Jason London.
The star of Dazed and Confused allegedly pooped in his pants in the back seat of a police car after getting into a bar fight on January 27, according to TMZ.
A police report claims that cops were called early Sunday morning to a bar in Scottsdale, Arizona, where they found Jason outside with a swollen eye.
A bouncer at the bar told cops that Jason had sneezed on him in the club, and when the bouncer asked for an apology, Jason punched him in the face.
Word has it that Jason was kicking and screaming as he was thrown out of the bar, so he apparently was beaten up in the process.
Then, when police arrived, Jason was allegedly aggressive with them, and he later called an officer a "f**king hillbilly."
Jason was arrested and driven to the police station, but during the ride, Jason told the cops, "It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea." Reportedly, he then pooped in his pants, telling the cops, "I told you I'm happy as s**t."
Also on the way to the station, Jason appparently used a gay slur to police, along with saying, "I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch." Yikes.
The next day, Jason reportedly told his wife, Sofia, that he had no recollection of the incident. Sofia also reportedly told cops, "I know he's an a**hole when he drinks."
For his part, Jason took to Twitter on January 29 to say that the police report is a "total f**king lie" and that he would "never say or do the crap they are reporting."
Uh, for the sake of the other people in that police car, let's hope not.