All good things must come to an end, including Amanda Bynes’s amazing Drake obsession. In a series of photos posted to her Twitter last night, Amanda renounced her need for Drake to “murder [her] vagina,” but first posted that she loves Drake’s “far apart eyes.”
We don't know what happened next in Amanda’s brain — only Amanda can tell us that! What we do know is that she retweeted a few fans pointing out both that the eyes were “hammerhead shark eyes,” and that “far apart eyes” could be a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome.
Anyway, the causal link is unclear, but possibly due to the eyes resembling both those things, just an hour later she posted a Twitpic of herself opposite Drake: “@drakes [sic] kinda ugly huh?”
Then, several hours later, in the wee hours of the morning, she posted a Twitpic of Drake opposite Nick Zano: “Hot to the left and Ugly @drake to the right.”
Nick is a former MTV host and Haylie Duff’s real life ex-boyfriend, but most notably, he’s the actor who played Amanda’s character’s hot, bike messenger boyfriend on her sitcom, What I Like About You. Yikes!
Nick also plays Josh on Cougar Town, Pete on Happy Endings, P.J. Breckenridge on 90210, and Johnny on 2 Broke Girls.
Is Nick the new Drake, or is Amanda just longing for simpler times?