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What's up this weekend? You know our go-to plans — movie time! Here's the scoop on three flicks hitting theaters this Friday, March 2.

Being Flynn

Between losing his mother (Julianne Moore) and embarking on a new relationship, the last thing Nick (Paul Dano) needs is his estranged, weirdo father (Robert De Niro) coming out of the woodwork. Or maybe it's a blessing in disguise.
Sexy:
Father and son bonds
Not sexy:
Deadbeat dads
Verdict:
The critics are pretty split on this drama, but come on! It's Robert De Niro! Make it a date night with your man.

Credit: YouTube Photo: Being Flynn Movie Trailer

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

In this latest effort from cult-comedy icons Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, Tim and Eric are given a billion dollars to make a film, except they end up blowing through the cash instead. Oops. Luckily, they find a way to earn the lost money back when they stumble across an opportunity to restore a defunct mall — complete with a man-eating wolf stalking its food court. Look for fun cameos from Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis, John C. Reilly, Will Forte, and Jeff Goldblum, among others.
Sexy:
Laughter
Not sexy:
Stupid jokes
Verdict:
Either this is your type of humor — or it isn't. There's only one way to find out! Definitely a good choice for a big group of pals.

Credit: YouTube Photo: Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Trailer

Bel Ami

This biopic tells the story of a young Frenchman's rise to high society in Paris by way of sleeping with every influential and wealthy woman he can get his hands on. Among his conquests: Uma Thurman, Christina Ricci, and Kristin Scott Thomas. The guy in question? None other than Robert Pattinson.
Sexy:
Didn't we just mention Robert Pattinson?
Not sexy:
Sleeping your way to the top
Verdict:
Obviously, this is a must-see for you and your girls. Make sure to follow it up with wine and heated debate about whether Robert Pattinson is hotter as vampire or a man.

Credit: YouTube Photo: Bel Ami Movie Trailer

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