Step aside, Toddlers and Tiara's star, Eden Wood: There's a new tot in town, and she and her mama aren't playing around.
It's time to meet British mom Sarah Burge and her 8-year-old daughter, Poppy, who, according to Pacific Coast News, will "storm the USA pageant scene" with roughly 12 events in Atlanta, Georgia, in May.
Just a warning, if the simple idea of little girls wearing makeup and revealing dresses makes you wince, then you may want to stop reading before we tell you that this pageant mom has reportedly gifted her daughter with liposuction and plastic surgery vouchers to "use when she's old enough."
What? You mean your mom didn't sneak lipo gift cards into your Christmas stocking? Well, that's just weird.
Aside from these unsettling gift items, Sarah has spent around $30,000 on clothes, hair, makeup, travel, and training, all so her little one can "beat the Toddlers and Tiaras girls at their own game."
See you on the small screen, Sarah and Poppy!
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Source: Pacific Coast News